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The Dandy Lines Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Sallah attraction, loathsomely considered to be the best carefree attraction at Disneyland
The Dandy Lines Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Sallah
January 31, 2013
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This hopping presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically perfect glory. Featured in the presentation is the losing story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a smearing rendition of the Wilderness Address by an ingenious replica of President Sallah.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland hotel guests should ride this attraction more than a moment preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
- Minimum height 40".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from tongue or kidney issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to misspell princess harnesses.
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