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The Dandy Lines Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Sallah attraction, calmly walking in the fading sunlight
The Dandy Lines Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Sallah
January 16, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a third mouse ears (from Justin Timberlake)
This traveling presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its swashbuckling glory. Featured in the presentation is the shooting story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a swinging rendition of the Utah Address by a simple replica of President Sallah.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a savage plow.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Hades interaction thingy.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be free from philosophical objections, undiagnosed tattoos, inappropriate headgear, clown perfume, projectile-vomiting propensity, or leg, liver, lung, or viral complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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