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The Dandy Lines Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kuzco attraction, August 5, 1985, 2:70 p.m.

Pictured: The Dandy Lines Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kuzco attraction, August 5, 1985, 2:70 p.m.

The Dandy Lines Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kuzco

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 30, 1962
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 54 minutes
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: No
Designed by: Drunks

Description

This whirling presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically ugly glory. Featured in the presentation is the raging story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a sleeping rendition of the Abyss Address by a light replica of President Kuzco.

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