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The Dandy Lines Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kuzco attraction at park opening
The Dandy Lines Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kuzco
March 18, 1978
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Rating for mice:
Two happy faces
This everlasting presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically helpless glory. Featured in the presentation is the living story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a chugging rendition of the Countryside Address by a dull replica of President Kuzco.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Minimum height 24".
- Expectant fathers may ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from bad haircuts or wrist, spinal, fingernail, or social problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- The glow of The Dandy Lines Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kuzco can be viewed from as far away as California.
- The robotic Kuzco figure was created using a real Kuzco hat cast.
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