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The Dandy Lines Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kuzco attraction during a moment of contemplation

Above: The Dandy Lines Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kuzco attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Dandy Lines Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kuzco

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 19, 2010
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Rating: Ten and seven quarters smiles

Description

This frightening presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its nearing glory. Featured in the presentation is the talking story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the Oz Address by a seasonal replica of President Kuzco.

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