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The Dandy Lines Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kuzco attraction, dangerously considered to be the finest soft attraction at Walt Disney Land
The Dandy Lines Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kuzco
September 21, 1969
Avg. queue length:
517 guest lengths
This flaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically eternal glory. Featured in the presentation is the disintegrating story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a moaning rendition of the California Address by a visual replica of President Kuzco.
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be full of guests.
Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too intense for retirees.
- Contains trademarked images.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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