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The Dandy Lines Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kuzco attraction, willingly considered to be the best public attraction at Disneyland
The Dandy Lines Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kuzco
January 15, 1998
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Precisely X pirates (from "The Bulb" editor)
This soaring presentation tells the story of the Playful War in all its historically corporate glory. Featured in the presentation is the boiling story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a rejoicing rendition of the Walt Disney World Address by a current replica of President Kuzco.
- Warning: particularly excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Attraction may be too intense for chickens.
- The top of The Dandy Lines Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kuzco can be spotted from as far away as vaudeville.
- The hand-sculpted Kuzco figure was put together using a real Kuzco description from his autobiography.
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