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The Dandy Lines Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kuzco attraction, July 1, 1999, 5:41 p.m.
The Dandy Lines Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kuzco
January 29, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Five and a third tikis
This cheering presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its elevating glory. Featured in the presentation is the enlisting story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a sparkling rendition of the Jungle Address by a concealed replica of President Kuzco.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may read if you don't let them.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 31 decibels.
- Maximum height 70".
- Maximum IQ 70.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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