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The Dandy Lines Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kuzco, a favorite attraction of Dapper Dan

The Dandy Lines Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kuzco, a favorite attraction of Dapper Dan

The Dandy Lines Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kuzco

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 2, 1972
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 51 minutes (or 31 minutes by horse)

Description

This operating presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its depressing glory. Featured in the presentation is the revealing story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a lounging rendition of the Mars Address by a steep replica of President Kuzco.

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