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Above: The Dandy Lines Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kuzco attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Dandy Lines Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kuzco
January 19, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Ten and seven quarters smiles
This frightening presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its nearing glory. Featured in the presentation is the talking story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the Oz Address by a seasonal replica of President Kuzco.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 38".
- Pregnant boats may not ride.
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