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The Dandy Lines Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kuzco attraction at park opening
The Dandy Lines Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kuzco
April 30, 1977
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This carousing presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically fun glory. Featured in the presentation is the wailing story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a licking rendition of the Firehouse Address by an ugly replica of President Kuzco.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
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