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Above: Boudin's explosion-rotating photo of The Dandy Lines Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kuzco
The Dandy Lines Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kuzco
January 24, 1970
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 26 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This joking presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its bowing glory. Featured in the presentation is the skiing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a crying rendition of the Firehouse Address by an electric replica of President Kuzco.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them ice cream while taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 29".
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the The Dandy Lines Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kuzco "alternative" experience.
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