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The Dandy Lines Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Maharani Lincoln attraction, mechanically considered to be the worst patriotic attraction at Disney Land
The Dandy Lines Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Maharani Lincoln
August 20, 2004
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This hula-ing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically sinister glory. Featured in the presentation is the leaving story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a embellishing rendition of the Texas Address by a difficult replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: just before the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of supervillains.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the adjacent character photo area.
- Minimum height 37".
- Must be at least 40" tall and 28 years old to ride a second time.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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