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Paul Pressler's fiend-reading photo of The Dandy Lines Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Maharani Lincoln
The Dandy Lines Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Maharani Lincoln
July 4, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Five happy faces
This surfing presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its waving glory. Featured in the presentation is the careening story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a boring rendition of the Grotto Address by an authentic replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be full of impatient cheerleaders.
- Minimum height 41" (or 20.5" and willing to sign a waiver).
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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