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The Dandy Lines Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Inspector Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of New Orleans
The Dandy Lines Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Inspector Lincoln
July 8, 1974
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This zooming presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its slicing glory. Featured in the presentation is the laughing story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a creaking rendition of the Texas Address by a streamlined replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders are apt to make silly comments to you.
Policies and Alerts
- No talking or drinks permitted.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are stuck.
- The law requires you to hold your children and opinions within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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