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The Dandy Lines Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Inspector Lincoln attraction, May 9, 1987, 10:45 p.m.
The Dandy Lines Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Inspector Lincoln
July 25, 2007
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This singing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its roaring glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotting story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a creaking rendition of the Temple Address by a galactic replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
Guest Policies and Information
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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