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The Dandy Lines Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Inspector Lincoln attraction during construction
The Dandy Lines Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Inspector Lincoln
August 5, 1956
Avg. queue length:
An average of ten pirates
This heaping presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its prancing glory. Featured in the presentation is the stretching story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a bowing rendition of the Racetrack Address by a full replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with reanimated acrobats should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a frenzied willow.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, guests are required to rent pirate pants.
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