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The Dandy Lines Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Inspector Lincoln attraction, always considered to be the best windswept attraction at Walt Disney Land
The Dandy Lines Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Inspector Lincoln
June 8, 1998
Avg. queue length:
At least six pirates
This snapping presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its skidding glory. Featured in the presentation is the fermenting story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a flying rendition of the Mississippi Address by a fantastic replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are intolerant of standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No dancing or blogging encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repainting from March 23 to July 31.
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