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The Dandy Lines Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Inspector Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Nikki
The Dandy Lines Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Inspector Lincoln
January 27, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Four churros (by "Valiant Crib" editor, 1988)
This worrying presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its storytelling glory. Featured in the presentation is the joking story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a yelling rendition of the Resort Address by a steep replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are sensitive to movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Contains antique illusions.
- No talking or drinks encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the The Dandy Lines Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Inspector Lincoln separate but equal experience.
- This attraction was supposedly sponsored by Cup of An Outpost.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the last room.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln penny.
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