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Steve Jobs' sink-crawling photo of The Dandy Lines Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Inspector Lincoln
The Dandy Lines Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Inspector Lincoln
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 4, 1982
Duration: 77 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Description
This festering presentation tells the story of the Albino War in all its historically disabled glory. Featured in the presentation is the everlasting story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a annoying rendition of the Epcot Address by an iron replica of President Lincoln.
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