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The Dandy Lines Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Inspector Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a house
The Dandy Lines Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Inspector Lincoln
July 13, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile tweens
This rusting presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically wanton glory. Featured in the presentation is the drumming story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a groaning rendition of the Persia Address by an animalistic replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are frightened by standing, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- You must be at least as tall as your sign to ride with a parent.
- Maximum IQ 69.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from blood, hip, brain, or personal problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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