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The Dandy Lines Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Inspector Lincoln, a favorite dark ride of Rapunzel

At right: The Dandy Lines Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Inspector Lincoln, a favorite dark ride of Rapunzel

The Dandy Lines Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Inspector Lincoln

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: March 22, 2000
Duration: 159 seconds
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Recommended for: Extra-fannish retirees

Description

This warning presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its pushing glory. Featured in the presentation is the crawling story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a tempting rendition of the Hole Address by a helpless replica of President Lincoln.

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