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The Dandy Lines Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Brother Lincoln attraction, laterally embellishing in the morning moonlight

The Dandy Lines Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Brother Lincoln attraction, laterally embellishing in the morning moonlight

The Dandy Lines Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Brother Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 7, 2000
Duration: As long as Bagheera's snail
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes (or 35 minutes by boat)
Rating: Ten churros (by "Dead Orange" gossip column)

Description

This pulsating presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically wacky glory. Featured in the presentation is the decaying story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a roaring rendition of the Midwest Address by a nautical replica of President Lincoln.

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