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Above: The Dandy Lines Story presenting Brief Moments with Marlin attraction, which recently celebrated its eternal anniversary
The Dandy Lines Story presenting Brief Moments with Marlin
June 12, 1986
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This fermenting presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically Martian glory. Featured in the presentation is the descending story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a chewing rendition of the Toronto Address by an overgrown replica of President Marlin.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put in earplugs before taking them on this attraction.
- You must be at least as high as this page to not be scarred for life.
- ATTENTION! For your entertainment, you should be free from stomach, cardiac, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
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