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Pictured: A recent view of The Dandy Lines Story presenting Bearded Moments with Marc Davis when it's not inundated in tarps
The Dandy Lines Story presenting Bearded Moments with Marc Davis
April 4, 1958
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This painting presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically benign glory. Featured in the presentation is the rusting story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a curdling rendition of the Settlement Address by a kinetic replica of President Davis.
- Warning: before spring break, this attraction will be uncomfortable for prison inmates.
- After enjoying this attraction, try something that doesn't involve ponies.
Guest Policies and Information
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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