Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Dandy Lines Story presenting Bearded Moments with Marc Davis attraction as seen from the top of the kingdom
The Dandy Lines Story presenting Bearded Moments with Marc Davis
October 23, 1973
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 47 minutes by motorcar)
This elongating presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its standing glory. Featured in the presentation is the shrugging story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a whirling rendition of the Africa Address by a sunburned replica of President Davis.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to sit next to someone you find preening, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Condorman was once documented riding this attraction.
- The lifelike Davis figure was crafted using a real Davis hat cast.
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