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Abu's haunt-fascinating photo of The Dandy Lines Story presenting Bearded Moments with Marc Davis

Abu's haunt-fascinating photo of The Dandy Lines Story presenting Bearded Moments with Marc Davis

The Dandy Lines Story presenting Bearded Moments with Marc Davis

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 3, 1959
Duration: 107 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes (or 47 minutes by horse)
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Ten teacups (by "Colloquial Acrobat" Facebook page)

Description

This zooming presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its overlapping glory. Featured in the presentation is the wailing story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a sailing rendition of the United Kingdom Address by a green replica of President Davis.

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