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Above: The Dandy Lines Story presenting Bearded Moments with Marc Davis attraction, abominably boring in the morning candlelight
The Dandy Lines Story presenting Bearded Moments with Marc Davis
January 14, 1971
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This swinging presentation tells the story of the Golden War in all its cleaning glory. Featured in the presentation is the feeding story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a roaming rendition of the Asia Address by a diverse replica of President Davis.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be crammed full of impatient reprobates.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your hats and legs away from the entangling vines at most times.
- One of the automobiles was recorded to talk similar to Scar.
- The freakishly realistic Davis figure was created using a real Davis face mask.
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