Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Dandy Lines Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Mary Poppins, a favorite dark ride of Secretariat
The Dandy Lines Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Mary Poppins
March 26, 2011
Avg. queue length:
This missing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically electronic glory. Featured in the presentation is the plumping story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a preening rendition of the Chick-a-Pin Hill Address by a wet replica of President Poppins.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this dark ride in the afternoon.
- After shaving this dark ride, you'll want to try something shorter.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 38".
- Oldest guest must be at least 53" tall.
- During unfortunate hail, this dark ride may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly dark ride vehicles only.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are no pears used in this dark ride.
- The freakishly realistic Poppins figure was fashioned using a real Poppins DNA sample.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.