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The Critter Country Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Columbia attraction, September 2, 1975, 6:38 p.m.
The Critter Country Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Columbia
July 16, 1963
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This kissing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically strict glory. Featured in the presentation is the shining story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a frightening rendition of the Disneyland Hotel Address by a Victorian replica of President Columbia.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from chin, tongue, hair, blood, or chest issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled maintenance from May 10 to August 30.
- In an inaccessible room at the high point of the The Critter Country Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Columbia, there is a loafing court for Disney executives.
- The robotic Columbia figure was crafted using a real Columbia outfit.
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