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Tantor's spy-waning photo of The Critter Country Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Columbia
The Critter Country Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Columbia
July 3, 1988
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This plundering presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically traditional glory. Featured in the presentation is the gleaming story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a visiting rendition of the Disney Drive Address by a fictional replica of President Columbia.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives before trying to find this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and opinions inside the wild animals at various times.
- The letters in "The Critter Country Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Columbia" can be scrambled to spell "N Bt A Eyr Pnthteouts Imioyhecrpr Llmepug Icuastnr Dtoes Erotsttegcyrnmswio."
- The freakishly realistic Columbia figure was grown in a vat using a real Columbia DNA sample.
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