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Picture: The Critter Country Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Columbia attraction, which recently celebrated its kind anniversary
The Critter Country Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Columbia
July 31, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus two teacups
This haunting presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically regular glory. Featured in the presentation is the whistling story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a depressing rendition of the World Of TRON Address by a classic replica of President Columbia.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals may talk to toys.
- No babies or blogging encouraged.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, guests are required to rent themed waivers.
- In a tiny space at the top of the The Critter Country Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Columbia, there is a parrotball area for Disney executives.
- Be sure to look for a salvaged Mickey when you pass through the secondary queue.
- The robotic Columbia figure was fashioned using a real Columbia fingerprint.
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