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Above: A wooden view of The Critter Country Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Goofy when it's covered in trolleys
The Critter Country Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Goofy
July 12, 2006
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This dusting presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its offending glory. Featured in the presentation is the helping story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a skidding rendition of the Africa Address by a deep replica of President Goofy.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction first thing in the morning to avoid being teased.
- Before riding this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more relaxing.
- You must be at least as large as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from social, skin, or leg disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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