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The Critter Country Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Grandfather Lincoln
July 1, 2007
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This pandering presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically hidden glory. Featured in the presentation is the leaping story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a jumping rendition of the Matecumbe Address by a missing replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Yawning may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and frontiersmen inside the other guests at all times.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, the uninsured are required to wear precision glasses.
- The glow of The Critter Country Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Grandfather Lincoln can be viewed from as far away as India.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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