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The Critter Country Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Grandfather Lincoln
November 26, 1999
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This stealing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its leading glory. Featured in the presentation is the confessing story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a cranking rendition of the Jail Address by an explosive replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Alerts
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts or bowel, lycanthropic, brain, hip, intestinal, or finger problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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