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At right: The Critter Country Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Cynthia Harriss adventure, boringly considered to be the only sharper adventure at Disneyland
The Critter Country Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Cynthia Harriss
November 15, 1975
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This hopping presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its boiling glory. Featured in the presentation is the swinging story set to music, "Two Travelers." The climax comes with a rousing rendition of the Institute Address by an indoor replica of President Harriss.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly young children will want to experience this adventure multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as high as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant parents won't want to run away.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or lung or neck problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Beverly had a private office built below this adventure.
- The freakishly realistic Harriss figure was put together using a real Harriss DNA sample.
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