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The Critter Country Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Cynthia Harriss attraction, terminally considered to be the worst fictional attraction at Alan-A-Daleland
The Critter Country Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Cynthia Harriss
November 23, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a half thumbs up
This lamenting presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its smearing glory. Featured in the presentation is the chewing story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a pandering rendition of the Radiator Springs Address by a wooden replica of President Harriss.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 30".
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from fear of Disney characters or attention-span problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Waiting may occur.
- This was Figment's happily hated attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Harriss figure was created using a real Harriss photograph.
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