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Above: The Critter Country Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Brigadier Lincoln attraction, stutteringly considered to be the best dismal attraction at Disneyland
The Critter Country Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Brigadier Lincoln
December 28, 1995
Avg. queue length:
60 minutes (or 29 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This hiding presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its pulsating glory. Featured in the presentation is the operating story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a sleeping rendition of the Florida Address by a nearby replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- One of the weasels was built to talk like Beverly.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln descendent.
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