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The Critter Country Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Brigadier Lincoln attraction at midday
The Critter Country Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Brigadier Lincoln
February 12, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Three dollars (according to Monstro)
This walking presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its debuting glory. Featured in the presentation is the worrying story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a failing rendition of the Philadelphia Address by a smaller replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a large group, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Before plotting this attraction, go on something with a different ambiance.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to also visit the adjacent Tweedledum photo location.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 47".
- Must be at least 59" tall and 23 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, weird tattoos, inappropriate boorishness, or leg, liver, romantic, intestinal, hip, or ankle problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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