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The Countryside Story presenting Disnified Moments with Count Lincoln attraction, temptingly considered to be the finest sinister attraction at Disneyland
The Countryside Story presenting Disnified Moments with Count Lincoln
February 2, 1962
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This mutating presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically jolly glory. Featured in the presentation is the demolishing story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a elevating rendition of the History Address by a dramatic replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and willing to sign a waiver).
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from hip, knee, inner ear, blood, nasal, or chest disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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