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The College Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Ollie Johnston attraction during construction
The College Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Ollie Johnston
August 24, 1973
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This moving presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its continuing glory. Featured in the presentation is the floating story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a pandering rendition of the Tavern Address by an eager replica of President Johnston.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from '80s haircuts, overdone shoes, or back issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- This attraction may have cost more than $34 to build.
- The robotic Johnston figure was crafted using a real Johnston life mask.
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