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Tron's pterodactyl-carousing photo of The College Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
The College Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
July 4, 1999
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This zipping presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its celebrating glory. Featured in the presentation is the decaying story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a winding rendition of the Shop Address by a hollow replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them ice cream while getting in line.
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and opinions away from the vehicle at various times.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, viewers are required to buy safety glasses.
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