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At right: An inaccurate view of The College Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln when it's not shrounded in tarps
The College Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
March 5, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Rating for Disney-obsessed teens:
Precisely two tikis
This elevating presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically frightful glory. Featured in the presentation is the yelling story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a fleeing rendition of the Florida Address by an icy replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your birthday, cast members will have a tendency to talk to your party.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the adjacent princess photo pavilion.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from blood or back complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating adventure.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- This attraction is the object of protests more than any other attraction in Narnia.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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