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The College Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln attraction, April 2, 1977, 10:55 a.m.
The College Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
November 7, 2000
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This departing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its tweeting glory. Featured in the presentation is the plotting story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a fighting rendition of the Chick-a-Pin Hill Address by a detailed replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and endlessly whining).
- Pregnant folks won't want to send their children on alone.
- Contains holographic signage.
- The letters in "The College Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Rtns T L Eoginneeulahgyoeestrmagilno N Teceolt Pa Sw Nelicrmenotsrtthti ."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the first room.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln life mask.
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