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The College Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln dark ride, which recently celebrated its special anniversary
The College Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
June 1, 2000
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This howling presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically missing glory. Featured in the presentation is the lifting story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a heaping rendition of the India Address by a feathered replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with teens , be sure to walk past this dark ride alone.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from chronic phobias, inappropriate headgear, or hip, clothing, tongue, lung, inner ear, or finger problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During fair weather, this dark ride may smell funny.
- Dark ride is closed for maintenance from December 24 until perhaps March 30.
- It is alledged that Davy Crockett's frozen performer is hidden beneath this dark ride.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the exit shop.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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