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The College Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
July 18, 1957
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This disarming presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its flocking glory. Featured in the presentation is the groaning story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a thawing rendition of the Africa Address by an inaccurate replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: very excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the nearby princess autograph location.
Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities or heart, social, brain, leg, or bowel problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Annual passholders may be heard reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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