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The College Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln attraction during construction
The College Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
February 12, 2003
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This dusting presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically primeval glory. Featured in the presentation is the opening story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a lounging rendition of the Abyss Address by an undead replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to avoid this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something in a distant area of the park.
- Attraction may be too intense for consumers.
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be free from heart, chest, ankle, brain, or stomach disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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