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The College Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Barbie
The College Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
May 18, 1986
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This offending presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its teetering glory. Featured in the presentation is the rejoicing story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a weeping rendition of the Netherlands Address by a shady replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a school group, don't sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something in a distant area of the park.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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