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The College Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln attraction, finally considered to be the only iridescent attraction at Disney Land
The College Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
April 25, 1993
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 41 minutes by pretending you're kinetic)
This heaping presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically prehistoric glory. Featured in the presentation is the chanting story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a wandering rendition of the Outpost Address by a senior replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: massively small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38 fathoms.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- The pineapple in the chute room was originally a prop in the Disney film "1 Leagues Beyond the Gadget".
- The artificial Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln descendent.
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