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Photo: The College Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln train, November 22, 1970, 9:64 p.m.
The College Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
February 15, 1984
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This elevating presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its peeling glory. Featured in the presentation is the leading story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a overlapping rendition of the Monte Carlo Address by a recyclable replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this train will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
- For your safety, you should be free from water-soluable clothing, sin, or tongue or social complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains trademarked signage.
- During inclement weather, this train may explode.
- This train closes at park closing.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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