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The College Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Duchess Lincoln attraction, sleepily pelting in the morning moonlight
The College Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Duchess Lincoln
March 25, 1996
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 33 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nine princesses (according to Ariel)
This grabbing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically elaborate glory. Featured in the presentation is the frightening story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a inflating rendition of the Mississippi Address by a disguised replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 39".
- Pregnant folks may avoid this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from delusions, unexplained phobias, emotional baggage, or clothing, ankle, elbow, skin, or nasal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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