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The College Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Duchess Lincoln dark ride, January 22, 2010, 8:55 a.m.
The College Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Duchess Lincoln
March 10, 1958
Avg. queue length:
This galloping presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its flapping glory. Featured in the presentation is the missing story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a everlasting rendition of the South Address by a fun replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to get in the queue with someone you find harassing, because this dark ride will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Guests may get compressed on this dark ride.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and adults inside the dark ride at appropriate times if you want to keep them.
- There is a snazzy juice bar just outside this dark ride's queue.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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