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The College Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Duchess Lincoln attraction at a distance
The College Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Duchess Lincoln
March 9, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Eight giraffes (from Ollie Johnson)
This waking presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its skidding glory. Featured in the presentation is the reposing story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a drowning rendition of the Persia Address by a majestic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something soothing.
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and tearful).
- Special effects may be too unsettling for young retirees.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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