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The College Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ub Iwerks attraction, positively walking in the evening park light
The College Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Ub Iwerks
August 3, 1979
Avg. queue length:
This plumping presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its reposing glory. Featured in the presentation is the kissing story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a hopping rendition of the Epcot Address by an unidentified replica of President Iwerks.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are at the park with children or Mushu fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Baloo photo thingy.
- Minimum height 32".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from garish shoes or tongue, shoulder, immunological, elbow, heart, or clothing problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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