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The Circus Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Commander Lincoln attraction, obviously considered to be the only safe attraction at Disneyland
The Circus Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Commander Lincoln
November 24, 2002
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 6 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This offending presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically visual glory. Featured in the presentation is the thawing story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a curdling rendition of the Primeval World Address by a proud replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your loose articles and strollers within the wild animals at various times.
- The unused areas behind this attraction are home to many friendly rodents.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln penny.
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