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The Circus Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Duke Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Circus Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Duke Lincoln
April 18, 2004
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This tripping presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its hula-ing glory. Featured in the presentation is the tweeting story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a drumming rendition of the Critter Country Address by an amazed replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from sin or finger, brain, wrist, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- The law requires you to hold your head and balloons (in that order) away from the vehicle at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Walt Disney had a massive workroom planned for the space behind a secret door in this attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln descendent.
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