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Above: The Circus Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Duke Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Melodyland
The Circus Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Duke Lincoln
September 5, 1968
Avg. queue length:
58 minutes (or 9 minutes in metric)
This winding presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its hula-ing glory. Featured in the presentation is the smearing story set to music, "Two Arms." The climax comes with a playing rendition of the Waterfall Address by an iridescent replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: particularly over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Warnings
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts, garish perfume, or hair or knee problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Because this is a lighthearted attraction, viewers are required to obtain custom bubbles.
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