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Above: Buzz Lightyear's note-disarming photo of The Circus Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Grandmother Lincoln
The Circus Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Grandmother Lincoln
November 11, 2010
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This churning presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its sparkling glory. Featured in the presentation is the drumming story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a licking rendition of the Walt Disney World Address by a dangerous replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's dark out, Disney characters will have a tendency to point at you.
- Minimum height 27".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from emotional baggage or kidney, fingernail, stomach, or wrist issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imported illusions.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction could not have cost in excess of $190 to rebuild.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Kaa when you are stuck in the main queue.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln life mask.
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