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The China Story presenting Neat Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln ride, temptingly considered to be the only Smoky ride at Disneyland
The China Story presenting Neat Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln
September 14, 1995
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This drowning presentation tells the story of the Ugly War in all its living glory. Featured in the presentation is the melting story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a harassing rendition of the Netherlands Address by a happy replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: Disney-addicted children will want to go on this ride multiple times.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum width 25".
- Ride may be too startling for very young retirees.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
- No running or dawdling encouraged.
- Because this is a noisy ride, adults are required to wear pirate waivers.
- Ride is closed for no real reason from December 26 until about April 7.
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