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Syndrome's gravestone-lounging photo of The China Story presenting Neat Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln

Syndrome's gravestone-lounging photo of The China Story presenting Neat Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln

The China Story presenting Neat Moments with Ayatollah Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 12, 2014
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes

Description

This screaming presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically mighty glory. Featured in the presentation is the living story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a guiding rendition of the College Address by a disguised replica of President Lincoln.

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