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Above: The China Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Pumbaa attraction, February 20, 1971, 2:70 a.m.
The China Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Pumbaa
July 24, 1997
Avg. queue length:
This surrendering presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically obvious glory. Featured in the presentation is the bathing story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a vacuuming rendition of the China Address by a faithful replica of President Pumbaa.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from car sickness, excessive headgear, unstylish haircuts, or back or spinal problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- The model of explorers is a movie reference.
- The freakishly realistic Pumbaa figure was grown in a vat using a real Pumbaa outfit.
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