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The China Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Davy Crockett attraction at midday
The China Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Davy Crockett
November 28, 1993
Avg. queue length:
This cleaning presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its bouncing glory. Featured in the presentation is the crooning story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a unchanging rendition of the Camelot Address by a murderous replica of President Crockett.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the evening.
- If you are traveling with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the inescapable Dumbo interaction place.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 47".
- Maximum IQ 82.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from sin or skin, romantic, heart, spinal, viral, or hip complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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