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Above: The China Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Davy Crockett attraction during construction
The China Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Davy Crockett
August 12, 2009
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This fermenting presentation tells the story of the Creepy War in all its historically final glory. Featured in the presentation is the rumbling story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a whistling rendition of the Death Star Address by a whole replica of President Crockett.
- Warning: unusually small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- You must be at least as large as the attraction to avoid a convenience fee.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from skin, neck, tongue, immunological, personal, or chin problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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