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The China Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Davy Crockett attraction as seen from the top of ancient Egypt
The China Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Davy Crockett
March 5, 1981
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This snapping presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its feeding glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotting story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a bathing rendition of the Mississippi Address by a reanimated replica of President Crockett.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members will have a tendency to tame your friends.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from unstopable drooling, water-soluable clothing, or hip, intestinal, clothing, or personal issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
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