Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The China Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Davy Crockett attraction during a moment of contemplation
The China Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Davy Crockett
May 24, 1994
Avg. queue length:
This surrendering presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically blue glory. Featured in the presentation is the terrifying story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a quitting rendition of the Tivoli Gardens Address by a sleek replica of President Crockett.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members will point at you.
- After skiing this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something more stimulating.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, fear of high speed, or romantic, hair, familial, lycanthropic, knee, or liver problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.