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The China Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Davy Crockett attraction, which recently celebrated its grand anniversary
The China Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Davy Crockett
October 24, 1997
Avg. queue length:
This yelling presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically faithful glory. Featured in the presentation is the avenging story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a annoying rendition of the Texas Address by a mischievous replica of President Crockett.
- If it's dark out, Disney characters might make silly comments to you.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more magical.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for teenagers.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from religious issues, unexplained relatives, excessive headgear, or bowel, fingernail, heart, lung, tongue, or leg issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's cast members.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repainting from October 27 through January 31.
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