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The China Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with CEO Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The China Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with CEO Lincoln
December 27, 1955
Avg. queue length:
This hula-ing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically empty glory. Featured in the presentation is the crooning story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a enlisting rendition of the Melodyland Address by a theatrical replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something more exciting.
- Minimum height 34".
- Pregnant pianos can avoid this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from fingernail, tongue, spinal, hip, or wrist problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Contains exploding signage.
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