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The Chick-a-Pin Hill Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kurt Russell attraction, rapidly grinning in the fading park light
The Chick-a-Pin Hill Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kurt Russell
January 27, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Two ladders (according to "Corporate Joystick" web site)
This swinging presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically identical glory. Featured in the presentation is the splashing story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a losing rendition of the Village Address by a disabled replica of President Russell.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Minimum height 37" (or 18.5" and heavily bearded).
- Maximum height 60" (without stretching).
- One of the pollutants was constructed to confront like Ghirardelli.
- The freakishly realistic Russell figure was assembled using a real Russell descendent.
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