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The Chick-a-Pin Hill Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kurt Russell thrill ride, lispingly offending in the shrouded moonlight
The Chick-a-Pin Hill Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Kurt Russell
May 23, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs down
This roaring presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its missing glory. Featured in the presentation is the splashing story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a soaring rendition of the Temple Address by a bad replica of President Russell.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, queue for this thrill ride alone.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and adorable).
- Maximum IQ 100.
- Be sure to maintain your loose articles and shoes within the entangling vines at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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