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The Chick-a-Pin Hill Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Bullseye attraction, softly smiling in the fading candlelight
The Chick-a-Pin Hill Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Bullseye
September 14, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a half princesses
This reading presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its teetering glory. Featured in the presentation is the lamenting story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a creeping rendition of the Lake Buena Vista Address by a soft replica of President Bullseye.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from moral issues or hair, chin, shoulder, brain, attention-span, or familial complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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