Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Caribbean Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Doctor Lincoln attraction at dusk
The Caribbean Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Doctor Lincoln
April 19, 1982
Avg. queue length:
This dooming presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its depressing glory. Featured in the presentation is the quitting story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a writhing rendition of the History Address by a special replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and in diapers).
- Maximum IQ 92.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.