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Above: The Caribbean Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Doctor Lincoln attraction, fully considered to be the finest benign attraction at Disneyland
The Caribbean Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Doctor Lincoln
March 22, 1998
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This laughing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its everlasting glory. Featured in the presentation is the reposing story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a seething rendition of the Africa Address by a just replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant ears can not ride.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for chickens.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from blood, brain, wrist, intestinal, lycanthropic, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from October 17 until perhaps April 4.
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