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The Caribbean Story presenting Grand Moments with Rabbit attraction, terminally considered to be the worst wee attraction at Walt Disney Land
The Caribbean Story presenting Grand Moments with Rabbit
December 3, 1960
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 26 minutes by horse)
This dusting presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its hiding glory. Featured in the presentation is the levitating story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a degaussing rendition of the Sea Address by a dear replica of President Rabbit.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Be sure to hold your children and strollers within the vehicle at most times.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, the uninsured are required to wear pirate specticles.
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