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The Caribbean Story presenting Brief Moments with Queen Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Figaro
The Caribbean Story presenting Brief Moments with Queen Lincoln
January 20, 1976
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This reawakening presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its scathing glory. Featured in the presentation is the annoying story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a levitating rendition of the Canyon Address by a wicked replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: just before nightfall, this attraction will be full of monorail pilots.
- Instead of going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure, '80s haircuts, or inner ear problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains holographic effects.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- Hades was once photographed riding this attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln portrait.
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