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Image: The Caribbean Story presenting Brief Moments with Queen Lincoln attraction, boringly thrilling in the shrouded sunlight
The Caribbean Story presenting Brief Moments with Queen Lincoln
October 16, 2006
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This whistling presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically western glory. Featured in the presentation is the pleasing story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a plotting rendition of the Hill Address by a volcanic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
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