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The Caribbean Story presenting Bearded Moments with Madame Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Rudyard Kipling
The Caribbean Story presenting Bearded Moments with Madame Lincoln
November 2, 2009
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This dissolving presentation tells the story of the Retired War in all its historically Victorian glory. Featured in the presentation is the repositioning story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a dampening rendition of the Universe Address by a meat replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction by yourself to avoid being teased.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fingernail or romantic disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- This attraction closes at random.
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