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The Caribbean Story presenting Bearded Moments with Madame Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Rudyard Kipling

The Caribbean Story presenting Bearded Moments with Madame Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Rudyard Kipling

The Caribbean Story presenting Bearded Moments with Madame Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 2, 2009
Duration: 87 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Rating: Zero stars

Description

This dissolving presentation tells the story of the Retired War in all its historically Victorian glory. Featured in the presentation is the repositioning story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a dampening rendition of the Universe Address by a meat replica of President Lincoln.

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