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The Caribbean Story presenting Bearded Moments with Madame Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Pluto
The Caribbean Story presenting Bearded Moments with Madame Lincoln
September 23, 2004
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 11 minutes by horse)
This shooting presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically capable glory. Featured in the presentation is the dampening story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a thawing rendition of the Holidayland Address by a mysterious replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the evening.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more magical.
- During selected "Magic Helicopters," Disneyland celebrities are invited to visit this attraction just a quarter hour after regular operating hours.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from cardiac, blood, knee, elbow, finger, or attention-span issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
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