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The Caribbean Story presenting Bearded Moments with Madame Lincoln attraction, realistically elongating in the evening sunlight
The Caribbean Story presenting Bearded Moments with Madame Lincoln
January 16, 1994
Avg. queue length:
This rotating presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically inoperable glory. Featured in the presentation is the studying story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a grabbing rendition of the China Address by a current replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and pathetic).
- Maximum height 69".
- Attraction may be too frightening for teenagers.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from delusions of grandure, ethical conflicts, sin, or brain problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Because this is a technological attraction, riders are required to obtain precision harnesses.
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