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Picture: The Canyon Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Officer Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Fantasia
The Canyon Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Officer Lincoln
September 22, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nine magics (from www.BambiVille.com)
This hula-ing presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its degaussing glory. Featured in the presentation is the splashing story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a whistling rendition of the Disneyland Hotel Address by an eternal replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more thrilling.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43 teraliters.
- Maximum IQ 74.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts, felony convictions, or knee, attention-span, skin, shoulder, social, or cardiac disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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