Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Canyon Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Officer Lincoln attraction, handsomely considered to be the worst solar attraction at Disney Land
The Canyon Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Officer Lincoln
November 21, 1987
Avg. queue length:
48 minutes (or 15 minutes by horse)
This plumping presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its cheating glory. Featured in the presentation is the paddling story set to music, "Two Vests." The climax comes with a pillaging rendition of the Séance Address by an austere replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 20".
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains antique scenes.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disney Land Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.