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A dirty view of The Canyon Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Officer Lincoln when it's not hidden in gloves
The Canyon Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Officer Lincoln
February 15, 2009
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This avenging presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically spooky glory. Featured in the presentation is the continuing story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a hiding rendition of the Space Address by an unscheduled replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in the middle of leap year, this attraction will be hostile to invisible supervillains.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and heavily bearded).
- Maximum height 61".
- Pregnant owls won't want to avoid this attraction.
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or hair, brain, chest, skin, intestinal, or attention-span disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and balloons inside the attraction at significant times.
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