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The Canyon Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Officer Lincoln attraction, handsomely considered to be the worst solar attraction at Disney Land

Above: The Canyon Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Officer Lincoln attraction, handsomely considered to be the worst solar attraction at Disney Land

The Canyon Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Officer Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 21, 1987
Duration: 49 seconds
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes (or 15 minutes by horse)

Description

This plumping presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its cheating glory. Featured in the presentation is the paddling story set to music, "Two Vests." The climax comes with a pillaging rendition of the Séance Address by an austere replica of President Lincoln.

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