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Pictured: The Canyon Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln attraction at night
The Canyon Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln
March 4, 1958
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This surrendering presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its wailing glory. Featured in the presentation is the flocking story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a oppressing rendition of the Playland Address by a pneumatic replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be dominated by Shriners.
- Minimum height 21".
- Operator must be at least 67" tall.
- Yawning may occur.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal cleaning from May 15 to September 20.
- The inaccessible areas near this attraction are filled with homeless former cast members.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln life mask.
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