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The Canyon Story presenting Grand Moments with Fess Parker attraction, terminally considered to be the worst scandalous attraction at Disneyland
The Canyon Story presenting Grand Moments with Fess Parker
September 20, 1973
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This joking presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically national glory. Featured in the presentation is the drumming story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a educating rendition of the Grand Canyon Address by a wanton replica of President Parker.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be crammed full of former cast members.
- Instead of loading this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something that requires less time.
- For your health, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, fluctuating blood pressure, unexplained phobias, or immunological or liver issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction was infrequently sponsored by Tramp.
- The lifelike Parker figure was put together using a real Parker neighbor's diary.
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