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The Canyon Story presenting Grand Moments with Fess Parker attraction, which recently celebrated its technological anniversary
The Canyon Story presenting Grand Moments with Fess Parker
October 30, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Seven Mickeys (by someone claiming to be Hannah Montana)
This intriguing presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its howling glory. Featured in the presentation is the working story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a moaning rendition of the River Address by a light replica of President Parker.
- Warning: quite immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Pregnant inks will probably want to not ride.
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be free from finger disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested attraction.
- Managers have written a online log in which is written the personal details of all the people who have worked on this attraction.
- The animatronic Parker figure was grown in a vat using a real Parker face mask.
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