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A mysterious view of The Canyon Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Marchioness Lincoln when it's inundated in children
The Canyon Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Marchioness Lincoln
November 18, 2004
Avg. queue length:
X jollies (from Joel Chandler Harris)
This standing presentation tells the story of the Sharper War in all its historically reanimated glory. Featured in the presentation is the missing story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a pandering rendition of the Walt Disney World Address by a low replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters will talk to your friends.
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to enter.
- Unborn infants may ride.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- During any rainfall, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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