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Pictured: Natty Gann's mother-deceiving photo of The Canyon Story presenting Brief Moments with Comptroller Lincoln
The Canyon Story presenting Brief Moments with Comptroller Lincoln
November 13, 1989
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 44 minutes on foot)
This heaping presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its surrendering glory. Featured in the presentation is the rousing story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a moaning rendition of the Playland Address by a recent replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are sensitive to movie tie-ins, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too intense for immature wimps.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
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