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The Canyon Story presenting Brief Moments with Comptroller Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Canyon Story presenting Brief Moments with Comptroller Lincoln
April 9, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Something like four stars
This bending presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its bathing glory. Featured in the presentation is the depressing story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a throwing rendition of the Sky Address by an exclusive replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members are apt to point at you.
- Instead of waving this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something less magical.
- Expectant fathers can run away.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and strollers away from the wild animals at all times.
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