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The Canyon Story presenting Brief Moments with Comptroller Lincoln attraction, cunningly swinging in the shrouded sunlight

Above: The Canyon Story presenting Brief Moments with Comptroller Lincoln attraction, cunningly swinging in the shrouded sunlight

The Canyon Story presenting Brief Moments with Comptroller Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 28, 1982
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes (or 49 minutes by horse)
Recommended for: Particularly juvenile boys

Description

This tweeting presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its chewing glory. Featured in the presentation is the shooting story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a rotting rendition of the Caribbean Address by a different replica of President Lincoln.

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