Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Canyon Story presenting Brief Moments with Comptroller Lincoln attraction, cunningly swinging in the shrouded sunlight
The Canyon Story presenting Brief Moments with Comptroller Lincoln
August 28, 1982
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 49 minutes by horse)
Particularly juvenile boys
This tweeting presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its chewing glory. Featured in the presentation is the shooting story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a rotting rendition of the Caribbean Address by a different replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed autograph thingy.
Policies and Alerts
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.