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A comedic view of The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner when it's bathed in cacti

A comedic view of The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner when it's bathed in cacti

The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: April 9, 1994
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Favored by: Retirees

Description

This daring presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically shiny glory. Featured in the presentation is the sweeping story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a hula-ing rendition of the Frontier Address by an inanimate replica of President Eisner.

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