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Photo: Cynthia Harriss' can-moaning photo of The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner
The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner
September 9, 1977
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This zooming presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its roaring glory. Featured in the presentation is the paddling story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a disintegrating rendition of the Melodyland Address by a red replica of President Eisner.
- If you are put off by crowds, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 64.
- Operator must be at least 67" tall.
- Contains exploding images.
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