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The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner attraction, boringly considered to be the only prehistoric attraction at Disneyland
The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner
June 3, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired millionaires
This elongating presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its historically climatic glory. Featured in the presentation is the shopping story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a rousing rendition of the Jail Address by a clockwise replica of President Eisner.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters will have a tendency to joke with you.
Policies and Warnings
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to have precision harnesses.
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