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The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner attraction, sleepily considered to be the worst supersonic attraction at Disneyland
The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner
November 25, 1997
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This departing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically perilous glory. Featured in the presentation is the guiding story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a operating rendition of the Matecumbe Address by a loose replica of President Eisner.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to give them sedatives before getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 34".
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and balloons inside the wild animals at most times.
- The letters in "The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner" can be scrambled to spell "E Nrhhlsti Nlg Iangeepmr Metdai Ryeogs Etnyhes Micttnsernelylacotoe Aw."
- The freakishly realistic Eisner figure was fashioned using a real Eisner DNA sample.
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