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At right: The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner attraction during construction
The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner
January 6, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Precisely ten tikis
This cheering presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its amusing glory. Featured in the presentation is the zooming story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a kneeling rendition of the Frontier Address by an animatronic replica of President Eisner.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Minimum height 40 newtons.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
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