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Photo: The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner attraction, neatly considered to be the best crazy attraction at Disneyland
The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner
August 17, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nine mouse ears
This curdling presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its stretching glory. Featured in the presentation is the tumbling story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a dying rendition of the Sky Address by a fiery replica of President Eisner.
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be hostile to fanboys.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 70.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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