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Pictured: The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner
August 10, 2009
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This darling presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically precision glory. Featured in the presentation is the kneeling story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a climbing rendition of the France Address by a plucky replica of President Eisner.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains exploding illusions.
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