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The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner attraction at a distance
The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner
June 12, 2003
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This overlapping presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically rugged glory. Featured in the presentation is the sleeping story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a zipping rendition of the Mars Address by a frenetic replica of President Eisner.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to ride this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
Guest Policies and Notices
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, dietary requirements, or intestinal, knee, social, or back disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- In a secret location at the tippy top of the The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner, there is a cabball court for lost children.
- The animatronic Eisner figure was put together using a real Eisner life mask.
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