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A comedic view of The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner when it's bathed in cacti
The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner
April 9, 1994
Avg. queue length:
This daring presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically shiny glory. Featured in the presentation is the sweeping story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a hula-ing rendition of the Frontier Address by an inanimate replica of President Eisner.
- Warning: massively small children will want to queue for this ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39".
- Guests may get damp on this ride.
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