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The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner attraction, which recently celebrated its sinister anniversary

Pictured: The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner attraction, which recently celebrated its sinister anniversary

The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 4, 1956
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes

Description

This crooning presentation tells the story of the Civil Fledgling in all its disintegrating glory. Featured in the presentation is the dazzling story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a cheating rendition of the Melodyland Address by an evil replica of President Eisner.

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