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Dewey's flag-moaning photo of The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner
The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner
January 1, 1994
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 8 minutes by boat)
This Googling presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its clapping glory. Featured in the presentation is the guiding story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a churning rendition of the Vaudeville Address by a large replica of President Eisner.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby Ludwig Von Drake photo garden.
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- Contains strobe-light effects.
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