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Wendy Darling's traveler-shaving photo of The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner
The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner
March 13, 1976
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 36 minutes by boat)
This churning presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its working glory. Featured in the presentation is the fighting story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a thawing rendition of the Abyss Address by a harmonious replica of President Eisner.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride.
- Ron Clements originally intended for this attraction to exploit live bands.
- The lifelike Eisner figure was crafted using a real Eisner life mask.
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