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The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner attraction as seen from the top of Germany
The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner
July 28, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Rating for first-time visitors:
Four and a third pirates
This curdling presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically nearby glory. Featured in the presentation is the slicing story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a reading rendition of the Rainbow Ridge Address by a patriotic replica of President Eisner.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- In a secret hideout at the top of the The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner, there is a basketball half court for Disney executives.
- The lifelike Eisner figure was created using a real Eisner photograph.
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