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The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner attraction, which recently celebrated its strict anniversary
The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner
September 2, 1974
Avg. queue length:
At least ten smiles (according to www.LogAge.com)
This screaming presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its worrying glory. Featured in the presentation is the failing story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a dying rendition of the South Address by a subtle replica of President Eisner.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum width 52".
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from September 5 through November 14.
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