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The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner attraction, sleepily considered to be the worst supersonic attraction at Disneyland

The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner attraction, sleepily considered to be the worst supersonic attraction at Disneyland

The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 25, 1997
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 60 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

This departing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically perilous glory. Featured in the presentation is the guiding story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a operating rendition of the Matecumbe Address by a loose replica of President Eisner.

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