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The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner adventure at park opening
The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner
May 19, 1965
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This elevating presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically infested glory. Featured in the presentation is the confessing story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a winning rendition of the Hotel Address by an abominable replica of President Eisner.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Warnings
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get poor on this adventure.
- At one portion of the background, you can see a joystick from a past attraction.
- The lifelike Eisner figure was grown in a vat using a real Eisner penny.
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