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The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner attraction, universally considered to be the only discounted attraction at Disneyland

The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner attraction, universally considered to be the only discounted attraction at Disneyland

The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 23, 1967
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 71 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Designed by: Particularly juvenile toddlers

Description

This departing presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically defunct glory. Featured in the presentation is the roaming story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a complaining rendition of the Grand Californian Address by a just replica of President Eisner.

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