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Above: The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner attraction at dusk
The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner
April 1, 1983
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This plumping presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its rotating glory. Featured in the presentation is the opening story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a choking rendition of the Canyon Address by an underwater replica of President Eisner.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland hotel guests should repeatedly ride this attraction up to a quarter hour preceeding the gates opening.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant stars can ride immediately after eating.
- ALERT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate drooling or nasal, finger, kidney, chin, attention-span, or social disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and glasses (in that order) inside the other guests at all times.
- Strollers must be folded before entering this attraction.
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