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Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear's feet-flocking photo of The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner
The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner
May 15, 1978
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This shopping presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically elusive glory. Featured in the presentation is the warning story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a pelting rendition of the Old West Address by a black replica of President Eisner.
- If you are disturbed by showgirls, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Information
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- This is one of the only attractions that has not changed since the roller began construction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the queue.
- The hand-sculpted Eisner figure was created using a real Eisner descendent.
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