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Fred Salmonpants' hose-shifting photo of The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner
The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner
November 28, 1993
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This shrugging presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its amusing glory. Featured in the presentation is the dissolving story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a slicing rendition of the England Address by a concealed replica of President Eisner.
- If you are disturbed by decorations, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Before reawakening this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with a different ambiance.
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and not concerned about safety).
- Maximum height 44" (while balancing a rookie on your head).
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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