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The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner attraction at midday
The Canyon Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Michael Eisner
September 11, 1994
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This worrying presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its tumbling glory. Featured in the presentation is the flocking story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a sailing rendition of the Plaza Address by an ancient replica of President Eisner.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 33".
- Expectant grandparents may ride immediately after eating.
- ATTENTION! For your peace of mind, you should be free from skimpy clothing, punk haircuts, or ribcage or hair problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During bad weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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