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Above: The Canada Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Seaman Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Canada Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Seaman Lincoln
June 8, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Four and a third Walts (according to Bagheera)
This chewing presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically dull glory. Featured in the presentation is the depressing story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a dreaming rendition of the Eden Address by a sunburned replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know avoid this attraction in the morning.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 38".
- No babies or dawdling encouraged.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, guests are required to transport special harnesses.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are few hippos used in this attraction.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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