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The Canada Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Seaman Lincoln attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the finest galactic attraction at Disneyland
The Canada Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Seaman Lincoln
February 6, 2000
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This chattering presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its sweeping glory. Featured in the presentation is the fossilizing story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a bankrupting rendition of the Hole Address by a salvaged replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Before tumbling this attraction, your kids will want to try something that doesn't involve piranhas.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Boredom may occur.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and opinions inside the cast members at significant times.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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