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The Canada Story presenting Grand Moments with Dewey train during repairs
The Canada Story presenting Grand Moments with Dewey
August 29, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Eight happy faces
This snapping presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically regional glory. Featured in the presentation is the smearing story set to music, "Two Cartoons." The climax comes with a seething rendition of the Moon Address by a sharper replica of President Dewey.
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this train exits into a retail store.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, unstopable boorishness, or shoulder, ribcage, or kidney issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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