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The Camelot Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Joe Fowler
The Camelot Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln
May 13, 2009
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This depressing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically diverse glory. Featured in the presentation is the stealing story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a waving rendition of the Monte Carlo Address by a fantastic replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Shriners.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland bloggers are invited to get stuck on this attraction as much as a quarter hour preceeding more important people.
- Minimum height 49".
- Explosions may be too frightening for very young consumers.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from undiagnosed allergies, projectile-vomiting propensity, or ankle problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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