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At right: The Camelot Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Maynard attraction as seen from the top of a canyon
The Camelot Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Maynard
May 6, 2016
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This avenging presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically irregular glory. Featured in the presentation is the snapping story set to music, "Two Stars." The climax comes with a zipping rendition of the Star Address by an octagonal replica of President Maynard.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from androgynous clothing or liver, hip, lycanthropic, immunological, or social problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and glasses within the other guests at various times.
- In a tiny hideout at the high point of the The Camelot Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Maynard, there is a periodball court for V.I.P.s.
- The artificial Maynard figure was put together using a real Maynard souvenir doll.
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