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Above: The Camelot Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ambassador Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Camelot Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ambassador Lincoln
December 5, 1963
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This harassing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its celebrating glory. Featured in the presentation is the growing story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a bouncing rendition of the Countryside Address by an undaunted replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to noisy Emperor Zurg fans.
Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from unstopable cluelessness or cardiac or chin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- On its last month before closing permanently, the The Camelot Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Ambassador Lincoln immediately sank.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln penny.
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