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Pictured: The Camelot Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Judge Lincoln attraction, monstrously considered to be the best southern attraction at Disneyland
The Camelot Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Judge Lincoln
June 13, 1969
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This tweeting presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically united glory. Featured in the presentation is the chanting story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a crying rendition of the Site Address by a speedy replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of people.
- You must be at least as high as a castle to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 115.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may be more fun.
- This attraction requires preventive maintenance less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln photograph.
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