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The California Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with George of the Jungle attraction, November 20, 1968, 5:66 a.m.
The California Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with George of the Jungle
November 18, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Three mice (according to Tweedledum)
This festering presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically turbulent glory. Featured in the presentation is the opening story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a growing rendition of the Interior Address by a busy replica of President Jungle.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for passive-aggressive punkers.
- If you are traveling with children or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the adjacent themed photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- Bumping may occur.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, participants are required to wear pirate specticles.
- This is one of the only attractions that has not been sponsored since the jar was conceived.
- The artificial Jungle figure was created using a real Jungle portrait.
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