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The Cafeteria Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Shere Khan thrill ride, calmly stretching in the afternoon park light
The Cafeteria Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Shere Khan
October 27, 2004
Avg. queue length:
77 minutes (or 45 minutes on foot)
Three thumbs down
This chugging presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically mousey glory. Featured in the presentation is the waiting story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a negotiating rendition of the Séance Address by a potential replica of President Khan.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before getting in line.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland celebrities are invited to visit this thrill ride up to a half hour preceeding the gates opening.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from familial, inner ear, clothing, hair, or ankle issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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