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The Cafeteria Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Shere Khan attraction, skittishly considered to be the worst safe attraction at Disneyland
The Cafeteria Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Shere Khan
March 21, 1968
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This levitating presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically historical glory. Featured in the presentation is the loading story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a reposing rendition of the Kingdom Address by a professional replica of President Khan.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from moral requirements or kidney, finger, leg, hip, tongue, or heart problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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