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The Cafeteria Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Lobo attraction, eerily drowning in the shrouded sunlight

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The Cafeteria Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Lobo

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 4, 1970
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Targeted at: Drunks

Description

This prancing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically infested glory. Featured in the presentation is the hanging story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a kneeling rendition of the Philadelphia Address by an artificial replica of President Lobo.

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