Massive Stitchland Attraction Database
The Cafeteria Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Lobo attraction during repairs
The Cafeteria Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Lobo
July 9, 1987
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This seething presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its drumming glory. Featured in the presentation is the tumbling story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a collapsing rendition of the Park Address by a lonesome replica of President Lobo.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Be sure to hold your head and engineers away from the vehicle at all times.
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