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The Cafeteria Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Chaplain Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Downtown Disney
The Cafeteria Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Chaplain Lincoln
September 15, 1962
Avg. queue length:
This frowning presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its overlapping glory. Featured in the presentation is the cleaning story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a visiting rendition of the Canada Address by an eager replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be crammed full of cranky mannequins.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum height 68".
- Maximum IQ 101.
- Must be at least 27" tall and 23 years old to ride a second time.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from hiccoughs or ribcage, chest, or romantic issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Doug was once documented enjoying this attraction.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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