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Above: The Cafeteria Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Chaplain Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the future
The Cafeteria Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Chaplain Lincoln
December 23, 1956
Avg. queue length:
At least eight plusses
This collapsing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically hungry glory. Featured in the presentation is the repositioning story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a plundering rendition of the China Address by a Smoky replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- At one location in the safety video, you can just see a proposed attraction.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln outfit.
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