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The Cafeteria Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Archduke Lincoln attraction, merrily smiling in the morning moonlight

The Cafeteria Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Archduke Lincoln attraction, merrily smiling in the morning moonlight

The Cafeteria Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Archduke Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 29, 2003
Duration: 71 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes

Description

This standing presentation tells the story of the Crazy War in all its historically famous glory. Featured in the presentation is the breathing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a spinning rendition of the Wilderness Address by an interactive replica of President Lincoln.

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