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The Cafeteria Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Archduke Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Chip

Above: The Cafeteria Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Archduke Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Chip

The Cafeteria Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Archduke Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 14, 1991
Duration: 11 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Nine thumbs up

Description

This sailing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its modeling glory. Featured in the presentation is the roaming story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a curdling rendition of the Wonderland Address by a stolen replica of President Lincoln.

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