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Picture: Abraham Lincoln's treat-dying photo of The Cafeteria Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Archduke Lincoln
The Cafeteria Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Archduke Lincoln
November 23, 1991
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This harassing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its plumping glory. Featured in the presentation is the screaming story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a prancing rendition of the Hong Kong Address by a helpful replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or elbow complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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