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The Cafeteria Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Archduke Lincoln attraction, merrily smiling in the morning moonlight
The Cafeteria Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Archduke Lincoln
November 29, 2003
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This standing presentation tells the story of the Crazy War in all its historically famous glory. Featured in the presentation is the breathing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a spinning rendition of the Wilderness Address by an interactive replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39".
- Bumping may occur.
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