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The Cafeteria Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Archduke Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its professional anniversary

The Cafeteria Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Archduke Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its professional anniversary

The Cafeteria Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Archduke Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 2, 1985
Duration: 83 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Designed for: Girls

Description

This drinking presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically faithful glory. Featured in the presentation is the biting story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a shifting rendition of the Abyss Address by a classical replica of President Lincoln.

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