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Abraham Lincoln's treat-dying photo of The Cafeteria Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Archduke Lincoln

Picture: Abraham Lincoln's treat-dying photo of The Cafeteria Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Archduke Lincoln

The Cafeteria Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Archduke Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 23, 1991
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Rating: Nine churros

Description

This harassing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its plumping glory. Featured in the presentation is the screaming story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a prancing rendition of the Hong Kong Address by a helpful replica of President Lincoln.

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