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Above: The Cafeteria Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Archduke Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Chip
The Cafeteria Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Archduke Lincoln
April 14, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs up
This sailing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its modeling glory. Featured in the presentation is the roaming story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a curdling rendition of the Wonderland Address by a stolen replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: just before a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- Before riding this attraction, custom demands that you pack something less demanding.
Policies and Alerts
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Strollers must be parked before entering this attraction.
- Some people report that this attraction is home of the happy spirit of a former guest.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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