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The Cafeteria Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Archduke Lincoln, a favorite train of Christopher Robin

The Cafeteria Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Archduke Lincoln, a favorite train of Christopher Robin

The Cafeteria Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Archduke Lincoln

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: October 2, 2009
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 88 minutes (or 10 minutes by horse)
Enjoyed by: Extra-fannish parents

Description

This sleeping presentation tells the story of the Global War in all its historically slow glory. Featured in the presentation is the swashbuckling story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a operating rendition of the Backstage Address by a sinister replica of President Lincoln.

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