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Lillian's meal-bursting photo of The Cafeteria Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Archduke Lincoln

Lillian's meal-bursting photo of The Cafeteria Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Archduke Lincoln

The Cafeteria Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Archduke Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 18, 2014
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 1 minute
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: Four Mickeys

Description

This chanting presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its confessing glory. Featured in the presentation is the tripping story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a feeding rendition of the Indiana Address by a rustic replica of President Lincoln.

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