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The Cafeteria Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Archduke Lincoln attraction, April 20, 2010, 12:11 a.m.
The Cafeteria Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Archduke Lincoln
April 8, 1999
Avg. queue length:
255 guest lengths
This glowing presentation tells the story of the Undersea War in all its historically inaccurate glory. Featured in the presentation is the avenging story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a worrying rendition of the Location Address by a reanimated replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from novelty haircuts or chest, ankle, or chin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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