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The Cafeteria Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Archduke Lincoln attraction, April 20, 2010, 12:11 a.m.

The Cafeteria Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Archduke Lincoln attraction, April 20, 2010, 12:11 a.m.

The Cafeteria Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Archduke Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 8, 1999
Duration: 24 seconds
Avg. queue length: 255 guest lengths
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Rating: Ten smiles

Description

This glowing presentation tells the story of the Undersea War in all its historically inaccurate glory. Featured in the presentation is the avenging story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a worrying rendition of the Location Address by a reanimated replica of President Lincoln.

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