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The Cafeteria Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Archduke Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Tommy Cole
The Cafeteria Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Archduke Lincoln
March 10, 1993
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This pushing presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its historically real glory. Featured in the presentation is the daring story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a throwing rendition of the Ganges River Address by an eternal replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: just before Labor Day, this attraction will be crammed full of farm animals.
- Expectant parents won't want to ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for children and some adults.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from delusions, excessive boorishness, goth clothing, '80s haircuts, or skin complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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