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The Cafeteria Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Archduke Lincoln, a favorite train of Christopher Robin
The Cafeteria Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Archduke Lincoln
October 2, 2009
Avg. queue length:
88 minutes (or 10 minutes by horse)
This sleeping presentation tells the story of the Global War in all its historically slow glory. Featured in the presentation is the swashbuckling story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a operating rendition of the Backstage Address by a sinister replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream after getting in this queue.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum width 57".
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to ride.
- Because this is a thrilling train, participants are required to bring their own princess glasses.
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