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An angry view of The Cafeteria Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Rabbi Lincoln when it's not shrounded in fog

Picture: An angry view of The Cafeteria Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Rabbi Lincoln when it's not shrounded in fog

The Cafeteria Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Rabbi Lincoln

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: March 3, 1987
Duration: 104 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

This melting presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically humorous glory. Featured in the presentation is the revealing story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a disintegrating rendition of the Sea Address by an awful replica of President Lincoln.

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