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The Cafeteria Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Rabbi Lincoln attraction at night
The Cafeteria Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Rabbi Lincoln
August 18, 1987
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 49 minutes in metric)
This cheating presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its shining glory. Featured in the presentation is the winding story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the Circus Address by a ghoulish replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Bumping may occur.
- No running or monkey business allowed.
- Make sure to maintain your loose articles and balloons inside the vehicle at various times.
- The letters in "The Cafeteria Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Rabbi Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Loiolscreifd Le Tiwca Orbnsnay,ia Eegnmilt Rg Aitnpt Ltlhbenmsr Gnisaathnneingc."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the last scene.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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