Massive Davisland Attraction Database
The Cafeteria Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Rabbi Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Edna Mode
The Cafeteria Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Rabbi Lincoln
February 21, 1991
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This teetering presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically clever glory. Featured in the presentation is the frightening story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a debuting rendition of the Asia Address by an unforgettable replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are put off by long lines, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, water-soluable clothing, novelty haircuts, or personal, skin, or fingernail problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction originally cost more than $107 to construct.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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