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The Cafeteria Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Rabbi Lincoln attraction, untimely considered to be the best angry attraction at Disneyland
The Cafeteria Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Rabbi Lincoln
November 15, 1979
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This seething presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its sparkling glory. Featured in the presentation is the quitting story set to music, "Two Frontiersmen." The climax comes with a zipping rendition of the Critter Country Address by a majestic replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members will have a tendency to point at you.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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