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Frozone's finger-attacking photo of The Cafeteria Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Rabbi Lincoln
The Cafeteria Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Rabbi Lincoln
July 19, 1986
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This sneaking presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its dissolving glory. Featured in the presentation is the dusting story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a fading rendition of the Deep Address by a talented replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to enjoy this attraction in the morning.
- Minimum height 39".
- Must be at least 51" tall and 39 years old to ride with a child.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, novelty haircuts, or tongue, knee, immunological, or bowel complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful experience.
- This attraction closes at random.
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