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Above: The Burning Cabin Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Father Lincoln attraction, unrelentingly continuing in the shrouded moonlight
The Burning Cabin Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Father Lincoln
March 28, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Five churros (from "The Beautician" blog)
This moving presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its chugging glory. Featured in the presentation is the failing story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a improvising rendition of the England Address by an alpine replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- It is said that Jafar's frozen bobsled is hidden beneath this attraction.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln face mask.
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